All About Soccer

Hi welcome back today I will tell you about soccer.In soccer you cannot touch the ball with your hand if your hand touches the ball the other team gets the ball.Here is a picture of a ball.

 

The way to score a goal is to kick the ball past the goalie into the goal.The goalie is the person who tries to stop you from getting a goal. Also the goalie is the only player that can use his/her hands.The other positions in soccer are the three midfielders the right, mid, and left.There is also a striker.And two defenses right and left.There are other rules in soccer but I do not have time to tell you.Wait!There is also a coach.And 11 players in professional soccer.Now bye!Bye!BYE!

The Post Of Blah Blah’s.(With No Periods.)(And Some Math.)

Okay class  it is time for  math.(Oh no.)Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you can’t leave even if you want to. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah  blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Now I will tell you about math.1+1=2 2+2=4 4+4=8.Now let’s learn how to count to ten.Don’t fall asleep!1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.Now let’s count by tens.10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100!Now  let’s learn the ABC’S.A B C D E F G  I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z.HEY!YOU FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS!(Again.)HERE IS A DETENTION SLIP!(Again.)IF YOU FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS AGAIN YOU WILL GET SUSPENDED!(Again.)Here we are again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Don’t Know What To Write. Again.:(.

Gonna take my horse to the old town road. I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more. OH HI! Sorry, I promise there will be no more yelling. OR WILL THERE!! Sorry. (sigh). Ready for the a challenge? You have to read this to your best friend without making them do something weird. (psst friends do something weird.) You didn’t hear anything. (I hope). If you heard what I just said NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Whoops. I YELLED! Darn. I wonder what this spells? I bet you don’t know tell yobgib me in the comments if you thought this was weird or you figured it out.Bye!

All About Kindness.

Kindness means to help and do the right thing at the at the right time. When I think about kindness I think of helping and doing good deeds. Kindness can change your day or cheer someone up.People deserve kindness because they probably have been kind to you at least once. My day has been changed by kindness. To help promote kindness well, be kind. When you get treated with kindness you feel really good.Bye!

I Don’t Know What To Write The Weird Story.Yep It’s Weird

Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark! OH HI THERE MY NAME IS EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT?!?! YOU PROBABLY  DID!!!!!!!! This is awkward, sorry for all that yelling. WHOOPS I’M YELLING AGAIN. I’m going to need a doctor for this (sigh). (Wha wha wha wha wha.) This is annoying.  I bet you don’t what this spells potpal. Ha! You got it wrong.  It’s laptop backwards. BOOM!!! And I’m yelling again. I’M YELLING.  I WISH I COULD STOP, BUT I CAN’T!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  I wonder how many O’s that was. Let’s see: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.  I GIVE UP!!!!!!!! BYE!  HEY!  I SAID BYE! NOW GO AWAY! Why, why is it always me that bad things happen too?  Please leave a comment if you thought this was weird – but understandable. Bye!

My Halloween

Hi welcome back.Today I will be telling you about my Halloween.I was a hotdog and I had mustard on me.I got about 2 1/2 pounds of candy.My favorite candy that I got was Skittles.My sister was the daughter of Maleficent, and my dad was Hades.And my other sister was Batman.:].

All About Football.

Hello.Welcome back.Today I will tell you about football. There are three places you could play on offensive, defensive, special. On special you either punt and rush or you receive.When you receive you can block or run with the ball.On offense you try to move down the field and score a touchdown.  A touchdown is 6 points and if you get the extra point you get 1 more point. On defense you try to stop the other team from scoring. A fumble is when a player drops the ball. An interception is when the defense catches the ball instead of the offense. That has been all about  football. Yay! Please leave a comment. Bye!

All About Pizza

My favorite kind of pizza is cheese. My favorite place to go is the Community Oven. I love so many kinds of pizza! Pizza tastes so good. It is my favorite food. If you don’t try pizza, I will feel bad for you.

You can easily make pizza at home.  All you need is dough, sauce, cheese and any other toppings you want. (you don’t need sauce it you don’t like it.)

My Reading

My favorite book series is I Survived. My favorite book in the series is The Shark Attacks of 1916. I also love the Humphrey series. I like to talk about my books. My average reading time is about 2 hours per day.